Pilot.

Welcome.

To my fellow reader,

This is the beginning of a story. The story is unlike any other you have ever heard as it was/is my own. Any and all stories you read in here are true and for the sake of friends and family; i try not to use fake names. Just kidding, they are all fake names, think I want to hand out any fame from this to others? pfffttttt.

The story begins in a time, and place (obviously); and if you wait one moment, I will start it, geez louiz papa cheez!

Oh my, where are my manners?

I am Carmelo Bono, you don't know me, but you do now...sorta, we have not met officially but if you really want to, I like two milks in my Tim Hortons coffee (I am also Canadian obviously). I am half Italian, clearly referring to the better half ;) and love the show How I Met Your Mother, well I did...then they had that ending which was a total joke...and April Fools joke I hope...

Any-who, in the pages to come you will read the some of most sickening (and sick), things; things that may help you; things that you may hate me for. Regardless, please enjoy and remember, "The unexamined life, is the life not worth living." -Socrates

:) Cheers

-C.B.